Player Quotes & Humor
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DP Players say the darndest things.
Bannor junks a badly dented breastplate. It vanishes in a puff of smoke!
Bannor has been rewarded by the gods!
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Bannor junks a badly dented breastplate. It vanishes in a puff of smoke!
Bannor has been rewarded by the gods!
299H 366M 153V >
Bannor junks a badly dented breastplate. It vanishes in a puff of smoke!
Bannor has been rewarded by the gods!
299H 366M 153V >
Bannor junks a badly dented breastplate. It vanishes in a puff of smoke!
Bannor has been rewarded by the gods!
299H 366M 153V >
Aidan says, ’touch all.breasts'
Flee gossips, ‘i wish i new were i fleed to’
Alyssa tells your clan, ‘you should have pimp slapped her to put her in her place. Show her whos boss. OR made her a cake. Buy her a rose.’
Alyssa tells your clan, ‘seriously, show her you care.’
You tell your clan, ‘hahah what?’
Alyssa tells your clan, ‘you know, put the ‘ol one-two on her. a double team of love. '
You gossip, ‘wtf, it’s 11:30’
You gossip, ‘where did the time go’
Sparahawk gossips, ‘right out the window’
You gossip, ‘hehe, damn right!’
Hugh gossips, ‘OMG A DMS I’ve got a kickass +2 -10ac… I GOT THE POWERUP! j00 /| n07 L337!!!’
You gossip, ‘wtf is a dms? stfu n00b’
Hugh gossips, ‘heh dmb, dammit’
Mustard tells you, ‘an oldschool paw? no wonder he’s so good at it.’
Masamune gossips, ’then he’s not in me anymore’
Frontline gossips, ’let me know how that works out for you in your career at the McDonalds corporation.’
Alyssa gossips, ‘“you mean zero the number or zero the letter”… erm… sir… zero isn’t a letter… “What? Zero ain’t a letter? What the fuck are you talking abuot boy?”
Alyssa gossips, ‘I just tell them their computer is tired and needs a bath. That usually takes care of MY problem (which is the fact that THEY have a computer…)
Alyssa gossips, ‘many people I talk to think the internet is on giant e-mail service that revolves around them.’
Alyssa gossips, ‘you are a SMARTY MUDDER MAN. thank you jules for your WONDERFUL INSIGHT’
Alyssa gossips, ‘I’m a cop. I ride a horse. I drink Molsen Ice. I wear a red outfit. Please like me.’
Mustard gossips, ‘bug what? bug juliet sux?
Mustard gossips, ‘You know avatars are like prostitute. always sanc others, but don’t get sanc themselves.’
Sparahawk gossips, ‘your comment just lowered my iq by 2 points, it was that bad’
Predator gossips, ’the voices in my head are plotting their revenge against the voices in your head.’
Trick gossips, ‘fricking drug attack :P’
Nena: no
Nena: that was just a tiny example
Nena: there is wealth
Freak: give up on life
Freak: you retard
Nena: and personal business
Frontline: give up on the gossip channel first, please.
Alita: lol
Nena: which are not things you usually connect with communism
Nena: I AM GOING TO BED DAMNIT
Freak: nogos!
Nena: GOOD FARKIN NIGHT
Frontline: don’t tell me to nogos you little shit, take it off or get the hell off.
Freak: are you referring to my underwear?
Frontline: I will delete you just for fun, don’t get me wrong.
Freak: w’rd
Freak: i feel like there’s a communication barrier between us….our relationship just isn’t satisfactory…like aluminum foil condoms…but either way, ive got class in the morn, and its time for me to sleep
Steelwolf has entered the game.
Alyssa exclaims, ‘I am a WOLF!! A wolf of STEEL!’
Loma tells you, ‘Actually, I call you a fag because I am insecure with my own sexuality, I find myself attracted to Hulk Hogan and pop singing sensation Ricky Martin.’
Frontline tells you, ‘it’s classified.’
Virgil gossips, ‘im fuckin sick of this game fick it’
Kel looks at Sai.
Kel says, ‘You wear a pirate hat, why isn’t “Yarr, shiver me shurikens!” in your title? :p’
Juliet: hey aidan
Juliet: do you know if its true that if when you eat an faberge egg you get !h !t?
Hiro: waht the hel i died liek 8 times a day
Aidan: maybe you’ll condie and come back as someone who is literate.
Hiro: i hate dieing
Loma: Hiro speak the engrish good! Laugh!
Loma: He throw big drunk american sport party!!!
Fonz gossips, ‘i am upset cause i have no more friends.’
Shinobi says, ‘blah i mine as well delete’
Steelwolf tells your clan, ‘so lager i heard u got a sweet ass’
Rax looks at Anne.
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Rax looks at Francine.
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Rax says, ‘Ah’
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Rax says, ‘Makes a guy want to emote all over them’
Dale tells your clan, ‘i dont want to holler at the bitches’
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Dale tells your clan, ‘i want to get a royal crown of amber from the corpse of k ing random’
[ 30 Av ] Hiro is not to smart (quest)
Juliet states, ‘Well I must admit then, I am a fool.’
Juliet states, ‘Or will anyone give it to me up the ass please.’
Spriggan says, ‘I’m a dumb bitch’
Aidan: shut up kaleasinn you fuckghin nuewbie
Kalessin: in english, please
Kalessin: well, I NEVER!
Aidan: YOU NEVVER RAN ACROSS SOMETHGIN SO FCUKING COOL
Kalessin: ok, no pressy for you!
Aidan: no presrty/
Aidan: WAHT IS PRESSY
Kalessin: that too
Kalessin: Pressy = Presink
Frontline: his drunk ass is muted for now.
Arthur gossips, ‘you sargeas, you offically have permission to lick my balls.’
Juliet gossips, ‘holy crap..morpheus just spelled better than me..scary’
The ultimate stares at you and utters the words, ‘groos’.
the ultimate tried to cast a spell on you but failed because the ultimate is not an Outlaw!
Predator says, ‘but I’m a confident loser :)’
Aidan: hahahahroflohgod
Frontline gossips, ‘pretty sad that you get your first bj and then run on a MUD to tell people about it.’
Lavar: I think Vanilla Ice is the most prolific singer to ever grace the music industry. He is a true hero, a living legend, and verily, heralds should sing of his Divine Personage and Wonder on every street corner.
Assius newbies, ‘hi my name is patrick and i love the cock’
[ 17 Wa ] Harker damnit i didnt mean to do that (OUTLAW)
Predator gossips, ‘I blame the tiny green men trying to eat my fingernail dirt.’
Galvin says, ‘i got freiends in the jamaiican mofia’
Loma: if you can’t figure that out, there is no hope left for humanity
Loma: and we might as well just kill ourselves now
Loma: excuse me while i go prepare the special kool-aid
Loma tells your clan, ’lsoer’
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Aidan tells your clan, ‘NOOO’
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Aidan tells your clan, ‘ok maybe’
Maerlyn says, ‘I stick to snorting ass butter’
Frontline gossips, ‘I think any time someone says “STFU n00b” the conversation needs to refocus’
Ahki gossips, ‘dude, somone must’ve pissed in your mom.’
Vadda says, ‘I am my own bitch’
Maerlyn says, ‘motivating you people is like telling a negro to get a job’
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You look northwards.
Read the description.
Frontline gossips, ‘hrmm I don’t know about this, from his pic on the player page it looks like the only fights Morph gets in are with jelly doughnuts.’
Tiffania says, ‘brb gonna pop this rabbit of with the bb gun’
Morda tells your clan, ’the whole anal raping situation was just the alcohol and lube talking’
Chronic gossips, ‘Bitch, I get more cousin than you and your dad.’